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Prophets: The Original "Experts" in the Field

From "Thus saith the Lord" to "Thus saith the Google Translate", the art of prophecy has come a long way, baby!

Learn more about the esteemed Prophets' Academy Read about the fascinating world of Prophet Social Dynamics Discover how Prophets are using their newfound love of technology to spread the word

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